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The Clintons allegedly flee country after Maxwell arrest

Various eyewitnesses have reported that Bill and Hillary Clinton have fled the country during the dark morning hours of July 4th, after it became known that Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffery Epstein's former accomplice, had agreed to "give names" to the FBI of those involved in Epstein's pedophile ring.

Employees at The Washington Executive Airfield, where the nation's political elite store their personal aircraft, stated that the small airfield "came alive" around three in the morning as the Clintons and their small army of personal assistants prepared their private jet for takeoff, hurriedly boarded it and departed to an undisclosed location abroad. 



"It was complete chaos," James LaFuer, a night shift attendant at the airfield, said in a phone interview. "People hectically unloaded luggage from hastily parked vehicles along the airstrip, and stumbled over one another as they ran towards the plane. They were in a rush for sure. They fueled up the jet and didn't even run a safety check on the equipment before they took off heading east."

Maxwell's arrest and her reported wilingness to reveal Epstein's former clientele to federal investigators have caused a noticeable stir on Capitol Hill and Hollywood alike.

A panicked Jimmy Kimmel was allegedly seen yelling at the front desk of the Los Angeles International Airport after the staff were unable to put him on an immediate flight from the country. According to an eyewitness, he soon rushed back out to his vehicle and sped off, disappearing in the never-ending LAX traffic.

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