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Apple is looking for new iPhone technology to allow Trump to relax the sanctions against HUAWEI

Apple is looking for new iPhone technology to allow Trump to relax the sanctions against HUAWEI

The sanctions that Apple asked Trump to impose against HUAWEI may come to an end, as Apple has finally found - after falling behind for 5 years - some new features for the iPhone that may close the gap with HUAWEI phones.

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