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Trump Delays US Presidential Election Until Putin Steps Down In 2036

Trump Delays US Presidential Election Until Putin Steps Down In 2036

In a ‘not very surprising’ move that the ‘liberal-wet-live-on-your-knees-sandal-shuffling-effete-lefty-pinko-commie’ Democrats (and some academic windbags) believe to be unconstitutional, Donald Trump today announced the postponement of the November 2020 presidential election.
The postponement was announced by the comb-over cretin, self proclaimed Braniac and fanny magnet by tweet at one o’clock this morning (ET).
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