Trump Warns That Democrats Plan To ‘Steal The Election By Not Letting Him Cheat’
In a blistering attack on the Democrats at the Republican Party conference, US president and self-declared Braniac Donald Trump told his followers that there was a clear and present danger the Democrats were planning to steal the 2020 presidential election in November.
The Democrats are deliberately planning to allow a free and fair election to take place. This flies in the face of the precedent set in 2016 when Vladimir Putin was permitted to determine the outcome, and put his man Trump in the job.
• The Democrats are planning to use the Covid pandemic as an excuse to push for the use of mail-in votes. This clearly is biased towards Democratic voters who know how to a) fill in a form, b) successfully seal an envelope and c) can get to a mailbox without getting into a gunfight.
• The Democratically run Congress is, shamefully, deliberately trying to thwart Trumps perfectly legitimate attempt to dismantle the postal service ahead of the election, thus enabling sneaky Democrat voters have their ballot papers counted.
• The Democrats intend to maintain their demand that ‘one ballot paper is equivalent to one vote.’ This is clearly unfair and biased towards people that aren’t super-rich. Trump maintains the much fairer system of ‘dollars equals your vote count’ should be used. In this system a family of ten Americans, each with $5 to their name would equate to 50 votes. He claims that the fact he and his affluent Republican buddies are all multi-billionaires is not a factor in this being his preferred choice for a fair electoral system.
• The Democrats intend to allow any American to vote. This would include people that don’t like him and would, by nature of this fact, vote for anybody else but him. Trump claims that a much fairer system would be to only allow people who liked him to vote. This would prevent those that thought he was a narcissistic, adulterous, lying, self-delusional ultra-right bigot with a tiny mind and tiny hands from voting for a more worthy candidate.
• The Democrats are making moves to prevent Trump from postponing the election until a) the Covid problem has gone away and b) Trump’s boss, Vladimir Putin, has gone into retirement. The new proposed date from Trump would be November 2036. He / Ivanka would remain in office in the interim.
• The Democrats continue to insist that all voters mark their ballot papers with a cross (X). Trump insists this is yet another bias against Republicans, as red necks don’t like signing their names on things.
• The Democrats deliberately don’t agree that Trump is the greatest man that ever lived, invented everything, saved the US economy, did more for Blacks, Hispanics, whites, yellows, greens, aliens, zombies and Inuits than any other president, living or dead in the history of time, is God’s man on Earth, and is better looking and more sexy than any living human being deserves to be, and should therefore continue to rule the world forever without the need of pesky elections. This is clearly biased against his ego, and as such unfair.
It remains to be seen whether Trump’s warnings to his convention will carry any credence outside the party faithful. Suffice to say, alarm bells should be ringing very loudly indeed in democracies around the globe, and especially in America. Clearly, the comb-over cretin intends to remain in office by fair means or foul, probably the latter, after he gets thoroughly trounced in the November election when the US voters finally rid themselves of this nincompoop.
Stand warned America – you are at risk of a civil war thrust upon you by a cheese ball headed, baboon’s-butt-mouthed megalomaniac and his cohorts, the rich and the red necks.
• The Democrats are planning to use the Covid pandemic as an excuse to push for the use of mail-in votes. This clearly is biased towards Democratic voters who know how to a) fill in a form, b) successfully seal an envelope and c) can get to a mailbox without getting into a gunfight.
• The Democratically run Congress is, shamefully, deliberately trying to thwart Trumps perfectly legitimate attempt to dismantle the postal service ahead of the election, thus enabling sneaky Democrat voters have their ballot papers counted.
• The Democrats intend to maintain their demand that ‘one ballot paper is equivalent to one vote.’ This is clearly unfair and biased towards people that aren’t super-rich. Trump maintains the much fairer system of ‘dollars equals your vote count’ should be used. In this system a family of ten Americans, each with $5 to their name would equate to 50 votes. He claims that the fact he and his affluent Republican buddies are all multi-billionaires is not a factor in this being his preferred choice for a fair electoral system.
• The Democrats intend to allow any American to vote. This would include people that don’t like him and would, by nature of this fact, vote for anybody else but him. Trump claims that a much fairer system would be to only allow people who liked him to vote. This would prevent those that thought he was a narcissistic, adulterous, lying, self-delusional ultra-right bigot with a tiny mind and tiny hands from voting for a more worthy candidate.
• The Democrats are making moves to prevent Trump from postponing the election until a) the Covid problem has gone away and b) Trump’s boss, Vladimir Putin, has gone into retirement. The new proposed date from Trump would be November 2036. He / Ivanka would remain in office in the interim.
• The Democrats continue to insist that all voters mark their ballot papers with a cross (X). Trump insists this is yet another bias against Republicans, as red necks don’t like signing their names on things.
• The Democrats deliberately don’t agree that Trump is the greatest man that ever lived, invented everything, saved the US economy, did more for Blacks, Hispanics, whites, yellows, greens, aliens, zombies and Inuits than any other president, living or dead in the history of time, is God’s man on Earth, and is better looking and more sexy than any living human being deserves to be, and should therefore continue to rule the world forever without the need of pesky elections. This is clearly biased against his ego, and as such unfair.
It remains to be seen whether Trump’s warnings to his convention will carry any credence outside the party faithful. Suffice to say, alarm bells should be ringing very loudly indeed in democracies around the globe, and especially in America. Clearly, the comb-over cretin intends to remain in office by fair means or foul, probably the latter, after he gets thoroughly trounced in the November election when the US voters finally rid themselves of this nincompoop.
Stand warned America – you are at risk of a civil war thrust upon you by a cheese ball headed, baboon’s-butt-mouthed megalomaniac and his cohorts, the rich and the red necks.
